Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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