So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Those nachos came to me in a dream
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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