i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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