problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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