why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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