and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
We're too hungover to prance.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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