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Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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