Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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