yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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