I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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