Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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