problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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