He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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