Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
