I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
The beer is more important than you right now.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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