Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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