She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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