So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
Randomize
