It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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