with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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