we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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