I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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