thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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