Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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