i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I got her a Nickelback box set.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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