dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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