Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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