Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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