is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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