dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
There's even glitter on my cock...
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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