I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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