the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Randomize
