Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
