Just cropdusted the office
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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