I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
You work out of a Hotel?
my mouth tastes like poor choices
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
did you just send me my own nude
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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