THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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