so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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