She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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