and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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