Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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