so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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