I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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