Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Congratulations! We have a period
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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