I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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