We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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