I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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