your parents love me but you hate me
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
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