yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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