i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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