Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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