Sry I called you an 8
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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