No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
In other news, I just burned my penis
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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