not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
do nipples grow back?
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