I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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