I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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