i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
No I am not eating basil off your cock
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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